Eerie Indiana

As January draws to a close and flood waters rise around our ankles I would like to invite you to spend your last moments, before embracing the watery death that awaits us all, reading this hogwash... It's episode 6 of the Aldershot Woes Again... Eerie Indiana.

If movies have taught me anything, and they have taught me everything, when something goes down, its in America. From Starman to Taylor Swift and from Close Encounters to Ghost Busters if any sort of other world shenanigans is going to take place it's going to be in good old Uncle Sam's back yard. It was because of this it came as absolutely no surprise to me that the bloody Devil, old red cock himself, Satan the great bastard has shown up in the worlds number one nation the U to the S to the do-you-want-fries-with-that A.

The Devil though being a right sneaky bastard and of questionable moral fiber has taken over a woman's children. Unlike the movie The Omen, where, yes granted, the devil made his appearance in England, but via the rugged American loins of  Gregory Peck, rather than choosing the child of an influential statesman, he has instead cunningly picked the children of an ignorant hick.

Now i would imagine most of you have chosen the path of eternal damnation and don't believe in Jesus or Moses or any of that other brilliant god stuff. You're probably thinking that this is just the kind of deluded bible bullshit you hear about all the time, the irrational ramblings of a mad old bitch forcing her warped ignorant beliefs on her poor stupid and probably ugly children. Well this is where things take a turn for the interesting and you reach for the Gideon's.

This particular possession has been verified by those bastions of morality, honesty and integrity the American Police. If movies have taught me anything, and they have taught me everything, the American Police are the greatest. From John McClain to Frank Drebin American cops are the queen's corgi's cock. They fight corruption, racial intolerance, ignorance and unwarranted violence. If i'm honest if anyone other than an American policeman had verified this, I too would have written it off as the inane dribble of a festering repugnant religious zealot, that should absolutely not be reported on as it serves no purpose than to further delude ignorant morons with superstitious mulch. However as it was a story that children had been possessed by the devil full of eye-witness reports of supernatural goings on that had been rubber stamped by an American policeman, i'm very glad it was reported on in the national press. The return of the devil is clearly a matter of great public interest.

I should imagine than some of you will still not be fully convinced, because if movies have taught me anything, and they've taught me everything, small town American cops can sometimes be utter dicks. Like in Rambo. But if you study the revelations to Moses by god on Mount Senai, the coming of Jesus in Bethlehem or the birth of the Prophet Mohammed in Mecca, all of these events took place in what was, at the time, the least educated and most backwards part of the world. So if a deity was going to make a come back, Gary Indiana would be as good a place as any. Also it's only an Illinois away from the Mormon garden of Eden Missouri, and if you were the devil it would make sense that Missouri would be one of the first places you destroyed.

Anyway, there you have it a ridiculous story about a silly American who believes in demons and possessions. Let's all sit around and laugh at this stupid woman HAHAHA. That stupid woman and her kids who in all likelihood have serious mental illness that isn't going to get treated. Those starred and striped bone heads. Lets all get a good chuckle fix at these backtarded hicks while they practice there baffling religion. I mean its not as if making a big deal of theses kind of stories actually encourages religious zealots to abandon logic and misinterpret a child's medical condition as a demonic possession and then hide behind faith to justify horrendous child abuse. That is unlikely to happen despite it actually being quite common.

The story...

Woe

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